So I'm supposed to go play bingo with the girls tomorrow morning. Let this be said: I suck at bingo. I never understand any of the patterns and they call the numbers out too fast and it takes at least 2 of the girls to babysit me because I'm slow as dirt dotting my games. But we always laugh like hell. Plus, we play at Foxwoods Casino and they give out some bangin' good prizes. The last time I was there -like a year ago- this little old lady sitting behind us won a car. She was only mildly excited so I'm pretty sure she didn't have her Miracle Ear turned up. Probably had no clue what the hell was going on.
Anyway, going to play bingo always makes me think about this episode of "Roseanne". The best part starts at minute 4:10.