Go into your bathroom. Shut the door and the windows and don't turn on any ventilation of any kind. Now take a really hot shower for about 20 minutes. Get out of the shower. Dry off. Stand there for about 30 seconds. Now, you feel that? That wall of smothercation? That's exactly what it feels like here. Like wearing a sopped up wet blanket suit.
I'm terribly contrary as of late. It's annoying. Here, accept these as my apology: