At some point in the future I'm pretty certain I'm going to deny I ever posted this... but here goes.
I want to run the Savannah Enmark bridge run. The 10k one. Considering that I haven't run more than a mile all damn summer long and I'm carrying around a whole shit-pot full of excess weight, I'm probably setting myself up for a most unfortunate failure. But I feel like this could be the motivation I need. And if I start "training" (I can't even just type a word like "training", it has to be in quotations or italicized or something) now I should have plenty of time to get myself prepared for a 10k by December 5th. Right? Good Lord, girl. What is you thinking?