This is Dr. Scanlon who swears I didn't say anything bizarre while I was under. He also encouraged me to take pictures, though I'm pretty sure he didn't figure himself into the shoot. Really though, making him an internet sensation is the least I could do considering the fact that he gave me four effin' shots of novocaine in my bruised up bloody mess of a foot. FOUR! I told him my foot was pretty numb, and he asked if I wanted him to throw some more novocaine in it, you know, to last me for a while longer. And I'm like, hell, I won't feel the needles, go ahead! Numb that shit up!