One of Mike and Judy's neighbors is this crotchety little old lady with a penchant for wine and insults. After years of doing favor after favor for her, she finally gifted them with... wait for it... two concrete ducks. Make that, two concrete ducks and a box full of concrete duck outfits. Raincoats and bunny ears and Santa Claus hats. It is truly and honestly my favorite thing. I love those effin' ducks.