Wednesday, August 11, 2010

a plague upon your house

Last week Rotorooter unclogged our tree-root entrenched drains and then we got a fancy new commode.  Or “toilet” as everyone up here calls it.  But I can’t say “toilet” without feeling trashy.  Anyway, about 24 hours after all that went down, we found ourselves on the losing side of a drain-fly war.  Seems the rootering stirred up a nest of them and I swear to all that’s holy in this universe that we’ve got ourselves a veritable plague. 

A PLAGUE I tell you!

We’ve ordered some rock-em-sock-em-kill-em-dead stuff off the internets, but for the time being Clorox is my weapon of choice.  There’s nothing on earth that Clorox can’t fix. 

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

the word "commode" is about the trashiest, low-class thing I've ever heard. might want to update your vernacular, you'd feel less trashy for sure!

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John Sz said...

Apparently, there are trolls lurking about. To the poster who finds "commode" offensive, grow a fucking pair and go piss behind a tree!!!!!

John Sz said...

Also, don't feign bravado behind the curtain of anonymity.

jan said...

I don't accept advice from the anonymous. Thanks all the same for your kind input.