Summer, you were fun for a while. But now I'm ready for you to lighten the hell up. Honestly, summertime. You take yourself waaaaay too seriously. I'm sweating so much that I now OWN the term perspiration. I'm breaking out in the most unsavory of places. Places that can only be explored with tiny flashlights and 10X mirrors. Remember the drain-fly plague from a few weeks ago? I think the next one is taking the form of blind pimples and boils.
This is why I haven't been blogging lately. Because all I have inside of me is upset whiny words. I truly wish it were otherwise.