Tuesday, May 10, 2011


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Dear House-

You will have hardwood floors and a kitchen sink deep enough to bathe a baby. You will have a cellar/basement for John to hide in when the weather goes all medieval. You will have a front porch for rocking and plant hanging. You will have a sufficient number of cabinets and closets and high enough ceilings and plenty of windows. Also, your plumbing and electricity and roof will be superb. And lastly, you will be affordable.

We will love you forever.

-Jan and John

1 comment:

John Szimanouskas said...

It's like you read my mind! Outstanding!