Saturday, June 25, 2011

What A Display

Dear Golden Corral,

While I totally love you and your delicious grilled sirloin and buttery yeast rolls, I'm extra special happy that you're miles and miles away. I am not a strong woman. I am a weak-willed yeast roll loving fat kid who'll be eating Tums hand over fist for the rest of the night.

That is all.

love and ranch dressing,

jan

2 comments:

John said...

I would have shared a plate of those rolls with you in a clogged heartbeat.

jan said...

Bonnie and Clyde motherfucker!