John

This is John. He is seriously the funniest person I have ever known in my entire life. It's the number one reason that I love him. The other reasons I love him being his huge heart and his complete devotion to me and our families. Also, he always wakes up sweet. It's hard not to love someone who isn't evil at six o'clock in the morning.

John and I met eleven and a half years ago in a chat room. It was January 1, 2000. A year later I packed most of my worldlies into a Kia Sportage and moved to Connecticut. I have never regretted it. No matter how homesick I've been.

Stuff about John: He has twenty plus years of sobriety. He has Hepatits C and has been on treatment twice and is about to start a third. He plays the guitar very well. He knows every line from every episode of Seinfeld. He's 6'3 and twenty years older than me. He's a tech geek. He's borderline OCD. He once met Pat Morita. I'll love him forever and ever.